Monday, May 21, 2012

Impulse Buys

Every year at the Seder we say 'next year in Jerusalem;' how could spend all week in Ramat Gan and Tel Aviv? It was Pesach break and I was going into Jerusalem to meet up with some friends. There was just one problem: I had no idea which friends I was meeting up with. So I made the usual phone calls, checked to see who was in Jerusalem or if anyone knew someone in Jerusalem from Nativ. Eventually, I had a list of people I could spend time with, but I still had nowhere to stay. I called my friends Rozzie, Moshe, Aryeh, and Ethan. Each call was carefully planned out; I was sure to mention that I wanted to see them (and their families when applicable), but I never mentioned where I was staying or that I was considering sleeping in the park. I like to think I'm polite...from time to time...so there was no way I was inviting myself over to anyone's house, but if they bring it up first, who am I to turn away their gesture? Rozzie offered first.
I hopped of the bus and headed over to center city to meet up with Moshe and Aryeh at Arkadesh. Back in the states during Pesach, you pray you don't get sick of Matza Pizza before the third day; in Israel, most restaurants in Jerusalem (and any kosher restaurant around the country) does intensive spring cleaning and is Kosher for Pesach. I got shwarma in a kosher l'Pesach laffa. It was delicious.
We finished our lunch and wandered around Jerusalem for a bit. Moshe and I had every intention of visiting a funny T-shirt store and, after a little convincing, so did Aryeh.

We headed over to the t-shirt store and began looking through the collection of tasteless, hilarious t-shirt designs. The shirts are sold for fifty shekels each, but as the good, capitalistic American I am, I couldn’t resist the three for one twenty deal; now the only problem was finding three shirts I could actually justify buying. We spent so much time looking for shirts that would be appropriate enough to wear back in the states (because political correctness does not exist in Israel the same way it does in America: in Israel they have practically correctness [still pc]) that quite a line built up in the store. They press the shirts right in the store and we were not in any mood to wait in line for an hour to get some shirts we weren’t even sure we could ever wear in public, so we left.
We walked around the block, but soon found ourselves on the phone with Rozzie, telling us to come back to Ben Yehuda Street so we could meet her family. Aryeh, Moshe, and I began walking back, but in order to get to Rozzie we had to pass the t-shirt store. I vowed that if the line was gone in the store I would march in there and order the two shirts I wanted and one more practically correct one. Sure enough, no line: three shirts (and two magnets) later, we were late to meet Rozzie so we just went over to her apartment.
Throughout the day we bummed around Jerusalem, met up with Ethan and his family, shopped for nik naks, ordered out Burger’s Bar, and went to bed early. The excuse for our boring night was our early morning mission; Chaviva and Rozzie didn’t come, but Moshe and Aryeh accompanied me to the old city of Jerusalem at three in the morning.  In the old city there is a famous jewelry store that engraves silver rings with Hebrew sayings (it’s quite popular amongst Jewish summer programs). The kick is if you are the first one at the store (that opens at 5:30) then they will engrave your ring for you within twenty minutes and it is half off (so only one hundred shkalim). We wanted to be there first and I wanted to get a ring with part of my favorite verses from Kabbalat Shabbat. We got there at three: nobody was there. There was no reason for us to be there that early, we had no competition. Still, we had stopped at a twenty-four hour market and we had breakfast to occupy us (breakfast means some salami sticks, pop, and cheese sticks) (I’ll clarify, I got salami, Aryeh got cheese sticks, and we sat on opposite sides of the alley in order to abide by the rules of kashrut).
The old city was empty, quiet, and beautiful. It was incredible overlooking the sleeping city of Jerusalem from outside the walls of the old city; it was so amazing we were inspired to toast to our amazing year and the opportunity to be in such an incredible place (we toasted pop, salami, and cheese…we still laugh about it).
You’d think the best part of the night was getting the ring half off after all that waiting. You’d be wrong. After about half an hour of sitting, just the three of us, a very drunk man came walking up the street. In his jeans, button down shirt, and fedora, he looked quite American and I guess we must have, too (or he was just really drunk) because he bent over and tried talking to us. He began by reaching for Aryeh’s hand: Aryeh took his hand, but pulled away when the guy tried to kiss it. The man insisted, ‘no no, it’s ok,’ and a very nervous Aryeh let this stranger kiss his hand. The man, who later told us his name was Meir, crouched down, looked at the three of us, and began spouting out praises for Hashem and the Torah, comparing the Torah to a movie script that is each of ours ‘to direct for the public in our own way.’ Maybe he was just on another level (or, again, very drunk) but he attempted explaining that same point for thirty minutes! I thought I got it after the first time, but it is hard to be sure with all the subtle laughing that was taking place. Then something happened, Meir said something really profound. After getting up, staggering over a bit, then sitting back down, asking for a light, and deciding to stick around a bit longer, Meir asked us if we were about nineteen, twenty and then proceeded to tell us that he’d do anything to have the experience we were having: to have the opportunity to spend an extended period time in Israel, learning, volunteering, living. He then continued to tell us we were all perfect and that he loved us (we decided he probably wasn’t drunk any longer; this guy we met out of nowhere clearly really must have loved us in all our perfection. He did say it about seven times). When Meir finally left, we really missed him, especially since we had about another forty minutes before the store opened. I called my dad to pass some time and told him about our meeting with Meir. My dad asked me, ‘are you sure he was real?’ Aryeh, Moshe, and I decided that we met Elijah the Prophet that Pesach, drunk on the streets of the old city at four in the morning. There’s really no other explanation.
The rest of the morning was pretty routine; we watched Moulin Rouge for about forty minutes (right up to the Elephant Love Song Medley), got the ring, stopped by Aroma for ice coffee for breakfast, Moshe left to catch a bus, and Aryeh and I went to nap at his grandparents place until about three in the afternoon. Productive day.


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